Marlboro Country

The following is some advice if you attempt to offer the Superior Heterosexual Male such as the above photos demonstrate, your cock sucking services.

1.       Approach the superior with caution and be respectful. Keep a respectful distance and with head slightly bowed (Do not look the superior in the eye) and say something like. Sir it would be an honor if you would allow me to suck your cock to orgasm. Be prepared to duck and cover (Remember safety first try to protect your head and abdomen). While the Superior Male may lash out with physical violence, keep in mind this is not his fault. For most men the thought of another man lowering himself to the level of a cock sucker is repulsive.

2.       If you are still standing/conscious allow the superior the appropriate time to absorb the fact that a cock sucking faggot has just offered to be of service. Remember now is not the time to act like a love struck chick. Remain calm and await the superior’s response.

3.       If the superior’s response is NO, get the fuck away from me faggot or some other negative response, back away with your head bowed and leave immediately. DO NOT ask the superior again or tell him of your cock sucking skills. It has been my experience when dealing with the Superior Heterosexual Male that no means no and any whining will most likely end in a trip to the ER for you.

4.       If the Superior Male is horny enough he may be receptive and now is a good time to tell him you would gladly provide him with smokes, beer or cash for the privilege of servicing him. When the superior states a price DO NOT object to his offer in anyway.

5.       If the Superior Male is receptive to being serviced he will in most cases indicate this to you by pointing to his crotch or in my experience lighting a smoke and unzipping his fly. Just be calm and let the superior guide you. Once the superior has settled into a comfortable position you can begin your work.

6.       Take the cock into your mouth and feel it grow. It has been my experience that the Alpha Heterosexual Male cock is longer and thicker than the average gay Top’s cock so take your time and adjust your technique. Remember now is not the time to be indulgent of your own needs, the Superior Male just wants to ejaculate and be on his way. Concentrate on bringing him as much physical pleasure as possible in the shortest amount of time. However, this is not to say you should take short cuts. Remember to spend some time on his balls after all this is where your greatest reward will come from.

7.       When the superior is about to ejaculate he may hold you head down on his cock aggressively. Do not panic if he has not harmed you by now he will probably not. This may just be a knee jerk reaction to him not being able to comprehend why you desire him to ejaculate in your mouth. The Heterosexual Male can understand why a female would want to ingest his sperm but a man wanting to ingest his sperm is foreign to him.

8.       Except his life giving sperm into your mouth and swallow. Don’t forget to thank the superior very shortly after he has ejaculated. There is a short opportunity of time after ejaculation that the superior may be inclined to not want to punch you in the face and will accept your thanks.

9.       Unless otherwise directed by the superior at this point it is probably best to take your leave.

If you follow this advice you may be allowed the privilege of servicing the Superior Heterosexual Male. When it comes right down to it that is all you have ever wanted. Right!